Who Wants to be NC's Next Bigfoot Reality Star?

Then join the "Bigfoot" Meetup Search, Uwharrie National Forest, Sat 2/11 @3 pm

No, this is NOT from The National Enquirer, but courtesy of The Charlotte Observer today:

Animal Plant, a national cable television channel is sending a film crew to a national forest 75 miles from Charlotte to join a Salisbury man in his search for Bigfoot.

Animal Planet plans to document Michael Greene's search for the creature, which Greene says he captured on videotape nearly two years ago. (snip)  He says he baited the creature, using a Zagnut candy bar.

At 3 p.m. Saturday, he said a group of those interested in the case - possibly accompanied by the Animal Planet film crew - will head into the woods.

Hmm...an appeal for volunteers to join  a televised expedition into NC backwoods documenting the search for a mythical creature.  This is a casting call for a zany, 6-episode Animal Planet reality "Bigfoot" Mockumentary with a Blair Witch Project twist!

So....who wants to be NC's version of Snooki ? Note: profanity, lewd behavior and inappropriate stylistic "craziness" are all strongly encouraged!